Musicians--Are You Too Cheap To Pay For Written Articles By Me--Yes You Are,and Why It's Not Free Anymore

By Mark Grove

Yes,the majority of you especially here in Canada are too cheap to
pay for something someone else does for you.As you know I write
articles,bios and full press kits for musicians.

Nothing is free anymore! No Freebies!

Most of you musicians are too cheap,and don't see my service as
an investment in your future as a player and a band.

Jesus Christ! don't you have any balls! Probably not!

You seem to think the media will come to you.And when it does they never write articles of any value that will make you money gigging,or sell any CDS,or attract real music industry magazines or label people.

Don't sit in your stupid fucking basement,criticize other musicians who've succeeded or play regularly for shitty money.At least they're playing.

I can show you guys how to interview bands you want to open for,create joint ventures with those bands,and go on the road with them and actually make a buck. And actually sell those stupid little discs that most musicians don't have a clue what good music is.

I was talking to a bass player who does session work galore in the US. I said that rap and hip hop artists understand and get a clue about my writing service, and value it more as an investment than any rock or blues artist.He said yeah,you're right.Then we both laughed our heads off at how stupid regular guitar players are.

So get a bloody clue players.If not,your loss.I will be selling my Famous--Musicians Instant Press Kit next week after the stupid Monday holiday.If you have any "testicles" at all,which you probably don't you'll buy the Press Kit,get some consulting from me while I take a cut of your action,and move on to bigger things.

Oh,no he's going to take a cut of our action! Get a grip,you weren't making any money anyway.Think about it,if you made 500 a night and I get 50 bucks,that's only 10 percent.I can help you and show you what to do to attract attention of other bands,interview them,get more media attention and such...

So get busy,get on my list and get ready to finally get information
that will actually help you as a band.

If you don't want any of this,why did you bother reading this far.

Get lost!

Just email me,and be serious about wanting to do something with
your band.

mdgrove@rock.com

Yeah,I'm a prick.